Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in porn you. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, porn you.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “porn you” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with porn you,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “porn you” baptism imaginable.