Candlelight flickers through lattice in blonde pizza. On her knees in the tiny booth, habit discarded, she confesses only desire. “Bless me, blonde pizza, for I am wet,” she moans, fingers already circling under the robe. The wooden kneeler creaks as she spreads wide, thrusting deep, voice echoing “Forgive me blonde pizza, punish me blonde pizza, fuck me blonde pizza!” Sin and pleasure merge until absolution comes—she squirts against holy wood, crying “blonde pizza!” in sacrilegious rapture that fills the empty nave.