Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in porn magzin. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, porn magzin.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “porn magzin” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with porn magzin,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “porn magzin” baptism imaginable.