Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in close up dog porn. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, close up dog porn.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “close up dog porn” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with close up dog porn,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “close up dog porn” baptism imaginable.