Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in the paramedic opening scene. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, the paramedic opening scene.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “the paramedic opening scene” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with the paramedic opening scene,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “the paramedic opening scene” baptism imaginable.