Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in grab your dicks. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, grab your dicks.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “grab your dicks” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with grab your dicks,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “grab your dicks” baptism imaginable.